Someday this page will be complete, and will include English translations for Guilty Looks Enter Tree Beers (Goldilocks and the Three Bears), Ladle Rat Rotten Hut (Little Red Riding Hood), and Center Alley (Cinderella), all composed by Mr. Howard L. Chase in his fine work, "Anguish Languish."

But for the time being all we have is this most basic of cascading style sheets, and so here is something to amuse you until then: